Beware!!

Danger: Carrots Can Kill!

• Nearly all sick people have eaten carrots. Obviously the effects are cumulitive.
• An estimated 99.9 percent of all people who die from cancer and ruptured appendix have eaten carrots.
• Another 99.9 percent of people involved in fatal auto accidents ate carrots within 60 days of the incident.
• Some 93.1 percent of gangs come from homes where carrots were frequently served.
• Among people born in 1839, who later dined on carrots, there has been a 100% mortality rate.
• Studies have shown, based on recent laboratory tests, that rats who were fed on 500 lbs of carrots per day died within 3 weeks.
• Many laboratory rabbits have been examined post-mortem and were found to have eaten carrots.
• All surviving carrot eaters born between 1900 and 1910 have wrinkled skin, brittle bones, few if any of their own teeth, and failing eyesight.
• Virtually all people who experience depression for at least 45 minutes per week, are known to have eaten carrots sometime during their life.

Beware! This report sounds pretty official to me!